Monster Coffee Mugs

The only man for me is mothman! The daddy of danger, plague of the night skies, and thief of my heart.

Show your love of all things alien, cryptid, and weird with this cool nostalgic 90s inspired design featuring things like aliens, ghosts, bigfoot, and the mothman! radical dude!

Introducing the Goblin Mode (Goblin Shark) coffee mug -- the perfect addition to any coffee lover's collection! This mug is for anyone who knows what it's like to be in Goblin Mode -- those days where you feel like the ferocious Goblin Shark, ready to take on anything that comes your way. With its bold and eye-catching design, this mug is sure to be a conversation starter. Whether you're at home or at work, this mug is a great way to show off your love for all things Goblin Mode. It's the perfect way to start your day, whether you're sipping on your morning coffee or enjoying a cup of tea in the afternoon. So if you're ready to embrace your inner Goblin Shark and take on the day in full Goblin Mode, this mug is the perfect way to do it!

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!