Makeup Quote Coffee Mugs

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Celebrate your goth looks with this cute black and white goth pattern, featuring some classic black makeup staples as well as some gothic iconography!

The internet is riddled with people who call women liars simply because we wear makeup. New flash, guys - we don't wear makeup because we want to please YOU. We do it because we enjoy it!!

Watch out for sandworms - but luckly for you this nostalgia train isn't stopping. Relive the creepy but wonderful effects, laughs and horrors from Beetlejuice with this throwback coffee mug design!

Show off your makeup and your hatred of cancelled plans with this and sassy, contouring and winged eyeliner loving, social butterfly coffee mug! There is nothing worse than having a full face of makeup and then getting that dreaded text just as you are walking out the door!

"Don't Quote Me On This"- said the guy who didn't want to be quoted on these items. Well what do you think about this, GUY? Now your quote is on ALL THE THINGS. Get some laughs with this dad that takes the phrase "don't quote me on this" just a little too literally.