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My Existence Is A Plot Twist Pin

My Existence Is A Plot Twist Pin

Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Neither did your parents. If you find yourself a walking plot twist, own it and always keep people guessing!

Beat Bosses Get Runes Parody Pin

Beat Bosses Get Runes Parody Pin

The name of the game is beat bosses, get runes! Earn your keep of runes and destroy all enemies in this funny, sassy, gaming inspired design.

Chonky Chode Chakra Pin

Chonky Chode Chakra Pin

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals Pin

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals Pin

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals. It's true - my collection just keeps growing..

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid Pin

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid Pin

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid (who coincidentally bought me this). Give your dad the gift that keeps on giving (not counting yourself, of course).

I'm A Feminhisst Pin

I'm A Feminhisst Pin

I'm a feminHISSt! That means, if you try to take the rights of women away, I will strike like an angered snake!

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Fantasy Over Reality Pin

Fantasy Over Reality Pin

Fantasy Over Reality, we all have experienced that feeling when you're playing an RPG. When the fantasy world gets better than your reality - I mean dungeons and dragons is an escape. Unless you have a bad roll...

Reality Bites Pin

Reality Bites Pin

Reality Bites, man! Get glitchy and real with this shark that tells it all.

A Nap A Day Keeps The Social Interaction Away Pin

A Nap A Day Keeps The Social Interaction Away Pin

A Nap A Day Keeps The Social Interaction Away! Treat yourself to a cat nap, and relax - you finally don't have to speak to anyone!

I Love Trashy Reality TV White House Pin

I Love Trashy Reality TV White House Pin

I Love Trashy Reality TV. The government of the United States of America is the trashy show on reality tv. We even have a reality TV star as a president! Show your love for garbage with this sassy USA political design.

I Love Trashy Reality TV Congress Pin

I Love Trashy Reality TV Congress Pin

I Love Trashy Reality TV. The government of the United States of America is the trashy show on reality tv. We even have a reality TV star as a president! Show your love for garbage with this sassy USA political design.

Goat Away Pin

Go away and leave me alone with this , "Goat Away" goat , sassy animal design! Perfect for goat , goat , avoiding people, and not being messed with!

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If You Regulate Me, I Won't Be The Only One That Bleeds Pin

If You Regulate Me, I Won't Be The Only One That Bleeds Pin

Keep your hands off our rights, men of congress. You're controlling behavior over women and our bodies has gone too far! Show the world that we are willing to fight for control over our own uterus!

Keep Your Filthy Law Off My Silky Drawers Pin

Keep Your Filthy Law Off My Silky Drawers Pin

Panties are no place for government! Tell the gents on Capital Hill that your down town bonanza is none of their business with this pro-choice, protest shirt.

Be A Menace Keep It Up Pin

Be A Menace Keep It Up Pin

Waking up and choosing violence is so last year. It's time to take it up a notch and be a menace. It's subtle, classy, and harmless while doing the most. So go ahead and leave that seat up and be true to you!

Whatever You're Selling We Don't Want It Pin

Whatever You're Selling We Don't Want It Pin

Make it known that your house isn't interested in being disturbed by people selling stuff with this funny garden flag. Will it stop em all? Probably not, but at least you can't say you didn't tell them so.

Proud Mother of a Freaking Awesome Kid Pin

Proud Mother of a Freaking Awesome Kid Pin

Proud Mother of a Freaking Awesome Kid (who coincidentally bought me this). Give your mom the gift that keeps on giving (not counting yourself, of course).

Chaotic Noochral (Chaotic Neutral Nutritional Yeast) Pin

Chaotic Noochral (Chaotic Neutral Nutritional Yeast) Pin

Chaotic Noochral- good source of threatening aura! "Moral" savory seasoning without the lawfulness! Keep your next tabletop session on their toes as you aspire for freedom of nooch before all else with this punny, nerdy design!

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