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Zelda Items Pattern Blanket

Zelda Items Pattern Blanket

Keep all your important weapons and gadgets nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired, gamer, video game, inventory pattern coffee mug!

Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme the bleat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n roll, and scream away Get loud with the boys with this funny goat parody design!

No Face Blanket

No Face Blanket

If you're a lonely creature with a monstrous appetite, then this shirt is for you! Perfect for fans of Spirited Away and Hayao Miyazaki! Ideal for cuddling up and watching Studio Ghibli movies with your nerdy anime friends!

Life is F***ing Relentless Blanket

Life is F***ing Relentless Blanket

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Spicy Sag Witch Blanket

Spicy Sag Witch Blanket

That friend of yours who keeps a pantry filled with strange herbs and ingredients - that's your witchy Sag buddy right there. They don't do witchcraft half-assed. Spicy sags go all the way!

Goodbye Earth Travel Poster Blanket

Goodbye Earth Travel Poster Blanket

Have you ever thought about traveling to a little place called "ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE"? If you really hate it here and wanna gtfo right now, this funny travel poster parody is for you!

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Be Nice Or Go Away Blanket

Be Nice Or Go Away Blanket

This nice blanket features the phrase "be nice or go away" and is perfect for people who don't like haters, mean people, negativity, and like to keep their life positive and fabulous. Perfect for basic bitches who like to keep it real and is ideal for school, college, university, going to bed and sleeping, napping, or just hanging out with nice people!

Keep It Classy Blanket

Keep It Classy Blanket

Always remember to keep it classy, but also keep it very, very sassy! Be a sassy little diva, and carry yourself with class and sass with this cute, cat blanket!

Keep Calm And Take A Nap Blanket

Keep Calm And Take A Nap Blanket

Get some rest or promote your favorite hobby with this keep calm design! Just keep calm and take a nap!

Keep Sleeping Blanket Blanket

Keep Sleeping Blanket Blanket

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Keep Calm and Dreidel On Blanket

Keep Calm and Dreidel On Blanket

Keep Calm and Dreidel On! Celebrate Hanukkah this year in style with this fun holiday party design featuring a dreidel!

Keep Calm And Say OM Blanket

Keep Calm And Say OM Blanket

A design for the yoga fan. OM is one of the best feelings ever. Show your love for yoga with this awesome design.

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Dungerns & Dergins Blanket

Dungerns & Dergins Blanket

Everyone knows that every dnd campaign eventually turns into a derpy adventure. Try as you may to keep it serious, but your dungeons in dragons is sure to turn into dungerns and dergins.

I Love You a Hamil-TON Blanket

I Love You a Hamil-TON Blanket

Don't throw away your shot at a good Valentines day with this cute Alexander Hamilton design depicting the famous American figure making a heart with his hands! Perfect for showing your love to history buffs, theater people, or people who just love a cringe worthy .

The Embodiment Of Chaos Blanket

The Embodiment Of Chaos Blanket

Geese are a bit chaotic, what with their terrorizing of citiziens and whatnot. Keep your knives away from them, you never know what they might do!

No Thank You Bag Blanket

No Thank You Bag Blanket

Yeah nah I'm good out here. Hard pass on whatever your day is trying to offer you with this parody of thank you bags.

Distant Candy Hearts Blanket

Distant Candy Hearts Blanket

That moment when you want to celebrate the day of love and romance but you're still in a pandemic. Express your boundaries with this colorful distant candy hearts design!

Pick Me Daddy Blanket

Pick Me Daddy Blanket

Spring has sprung and all the flowers are thirsty to be picked and foraged! Forage away with this cute and , foraging, spring vibes, pick me daddy shirt design!

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