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Yule Birth of the Sun Greeting Card

Yule Birth of the Sun Greeting Card

Celebrate the birth of the sun this Yule. No, not Jesus, that's not for me. "Yuletide" celebrates the birth of the Sun and also celebrates the "Mother" at the height of her "Greatness".

We Gonna Party Like it's My Birthday (jesus) Greeting Card

We Gonna Party Like it's My Birthday (jesus) Greeting Card

Happy Birthday Jesus! Celebrate the birth of christ in this humorous christmas shirt.

Virgin Mary Jane Greeting Card

Virgin Mary Jane Greeting Card

The Virgin Mary was an important figure, and an even more important stoner. Enjoy our modern twist on the Mother of Jesus and puff puff pass.

April Fools Jesus Greeting Card

April Fools Jesus Greeting Card

You thought Jesus was dead didn't you!? April Fools! Celebrate Easter on April Fools Day in 2018 with this Easter design of Jesus leaving the tomb! Perfect for religious humor, Jesus , Easter humor, Easter gifts and April Fools .

Maury Christmas Joseph You are Not the Father Greeting Card

Maury Christmas Joseph You are Not the Father Greeting Card

"Joseph, you are....NOT THE FATHER!" Wish everyone a Maury Christmas with this blasphemous Christmas design.

Twas The Night Before Christmas Greeting Card

Twas The Night Before Christmas Greeting Card

Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the house the ac was on cuz we live down South. Show you're dreaming of a green Christmas with this Christmas down South inspired design.

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Thanks, Yo! (Jesus) Greeting Card

Thanks, Yo! (Jesus) Greeting Card

This thank you card design features the text "Thanks, Yo!" with an illustration of Jesus being friendly and thankful! Perfect for a thank you card, thank you note, thank you gifts, cards, cards for friends, jesus, jesus thank you, and jesus humor!

Who the F*** is Jesus Greeting Card

Who the F*** is Jesus Greeting Card

Who the F*** is Jesus? Jesus? I don't know her. Show you have beef with the big J-dawg with this design.

Keep It Real, Homies - Jesus Greeting Card

Keep It Real, Homies - Jesus Greeting Card

Jesus is here to remind you to stay true to oneself, no matter what others believe! So this holiday season keep it real with this "Keep It Real, Homies" Jesus holiday greeting card. Perfect for sharing in the holiday humor at Christmas, holiday parties, christmas gifts, and for Jesus believers!

Cash Me Outside Jesus Greeting Card

Cash Me Outside Jesus Greeting Card

Give thanks for Christ has risen! Show thanks to your Lord and savior with this , sassy design featuring an illustration of Jesus emerging from his tomb and the phrase "Cash Me Outside, Howbow Dah?!?

Jesus T-Posed For Our Sins Greeting Card

Jesus T-Posed For Our Sins Greeting Card

Everyone knows that Jesus asserted his dominance over sin by t-posing. Look it up in the Bible-- it's all there. This sinfully satirical design is perfect for fans of !

Eat Carbs: Jesus Became the Bread for a Reason Greeting Card

Eat Carbs: Jesus Became the Bread for a Reason Greeting Card

Eat carbs: Jesus became the bread for a reason. He knew what he was doing. Show why carbs are the most important part of the food pyramid with this design.

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Y'all Need Satan Greeting Card

Y'all Need Satan Greeting Card

Throw some shade with this parody design of "y'all need jesus" for those who think maybe the world needs a lil more of that spicy heckboy in it.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Follow Me I Know a Shortcut Greeting Card

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Follow Me I Know a Shortcut Greeting Card

Lead me not into temptation. Follow me! I know a shortcut! Show you believe sinning is winning with this good time having high vibe design.

I Can't Run Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I Can't Run Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I can't run anymore. That's it. I'm done for. Take me in your arms, Jesus. This struggling runner design is perfect for the next time you're at the gym, on a jog, or running a marathon.

I Can't Lift Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I Can't Lift Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I can't lift anymore. That's it. I'm done for. Take me in your arms Jesus. This struggling weightlifter design is perfect for the next time you're at the gym, working out or training with a personal trainer.

I Can't Study Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I Can't Study Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I can't study anymore. That's it. I'm done for. Take me in your arms, Jesus. This struggling student design is perfect for taking finals, studying your just any day in class.

Why Be Cool When You Can Be Nice Greeting Card

Why Be Cool When You Can Be Nice Greeting Card

Why be cool when you can be nice? Show that if you were forced to choose you would rather be kind than cool with this inspirational quote inspired design.

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