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If I Lay Here Ornaments

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I Love You Cuz Ur Trashy Like Me Raccoon Ornament

I Love You Cuz Ur Trashy Like Me Raccoon Ornament

Show your best friend or significant other how much you love being trashy with them, with this "I Love You Cuz Ur Trashy Like Me" raccoon design! Perfect for a valentine, anniversary, bff, and cute gifts!

If It's Not Faerie Smut I'm Not Reading It Ornament

If It's Not Faerie Smut I'm Not Reading It Ornament

If It's Not Faerie Smut I'm Not Reading It. You know books I'm talking about.

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Goose Ornament

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Goose Ornament

This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Crystal Obsessed But Still Stressed Ornament

Crystal Obsessed But Still Stressed Ornament

I love my crystals, but no matter how many I collect - I still get stressed out - I mean, the vibes are good but can these beautiful shiny things eliminate my responsibilities?

I Do What I Want Uterus Ornament

I Do What I Want Uterus Ornament

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Ornament

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Ornament

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

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Here Chums The Boy~ Ornament

Here Chums The Boy~ Ornament

Hello boy~ Welcome~ there he is, he is here! This chummy little fellow is here to be showered in attention, Don't dissapoint them!

Here For The Chiropractic Crack Ornament

Here For The Chiropractic Crack Ornament

Here For The Chiropractic Crack! The most satisfying noises and feelings come from this magic chiropractic hands, the cracks are my crack!

Here Lies My Failures Ornament

Here Lies My Failures Ornament

You Died. And now everyone knows how, where, and why. Own up to your failures with this souls-like inspired design!

Santa Stops Here Ornament

Santa Stops Here Ornament

In this house we believe in santa! Show that "Santa Stops Here" with this festive, holiday Christmas cookie design. Perfect for getting into the holiday spirit and welcoming Santa to town!

Ew It Smells Conservative In Here Ornament

Ew It Smells Conservative In Here Ornament

Ew It Smells Conservative In Here... This is it, this is what you wear to your majority conservative republican family holiday parties. When your family forces you to go to church, when you want to do a bit of a silent protest, when you're feeling angsty - this is it. Don't want to put effort into verbally expressing your beliefs because you know it will fall upon deaf ears? Let them read it, get their blood pressure going, yunno?

I'm Outta Here Alien Ornament

I'm Outta Here Alien Ornament

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

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Procrastination Slut Ornament

Procrastination Slut Ornament

What can I say? I'm a procrastination slut, in that I am a hoe for procrastination, I do it all the time.

Assorted Furry Butts Ornament

Assorted Furry Butts Ornament

Furry butts drive me NUTS! Whatever your fursona is, I wanna see it's rear. Show me that booty!

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body Ornament

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body Ornament

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body! I'm not a Barbie doll, you don't control my body and/or my decisions! My body, my choice.

While You Were Busy Experiencing Sexual Attraction Ornament

While You Were Busy Experiencing Sexual Attraction Ornament

While you were buys experiencing sexual attraction...I studied the blade! Show that you are an asexual sword master with this meme inspired ace pride design.

The Swear Bears Ornament

The Swear Bears Ornament

I like caring AND swearing! If you don't like my dirty mouth than you can go #%@$ yourself. Cussing doesn't mean a person isn't caring or loving, so don't tell me to mind my manners until you mind yours first!

I Run On Coffee and Witchcraft Parody Ornament

I Run On Coffee and Witchcraft Parody Ornament

I run on coffee, witchcraft! If caffeine and spells are what gets you through the day, then show it off by rocking this witchy, coffee lover's shirt!

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