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I'm a Mother I Don't Have Time For The Patriarchy Greeting Card

I'm a Mother I Don't Have Time For The Patriarchy Greeting Card

I'm a mother, I don't have time for the patriarchy. This feminist mom is a mother against misogyny. She isn't gonna stand for any patriarchal bullshit. Feminist mothers unite and fight for all women.

Emotional Support Frog Greeting Card

Emotional Support Frog Greeting Card

Some people have cats, others have dogs, but me? I have a frog. Just look at this adorable little guy! Just LOOKING at them raises my dopamine and serotonin!

Don't F*** With Me I Will Cry Greeting Card

Don't F*** With Me I Will Cry Greeting Card

You've been warned! Trying F***ing around with me and you'll find out how hard I can cry!

Don't Worry, I'm A Mogtor Greeting Card

Don't Worry, I'm A Mogtor Greeting Card

Doctor mog, at your service! What's the matter, suffering from a silence spell? Got burnt by firaga? No worries, I know curaga!

Snake in a Snake Plant Greeting Card

Snake in a Snake Plant Greeting Card

I love plantssssss! Show off your love of plants, snakes, and snake plants with this western-inspired illustrative graphic!

You're The Shit Greeting Card

You're The Shit Greeting Card

Tell everyone you love them in the only way you can- by being a lil' shit. This cute and crude poop emoji design is perfect for showing your appreciation to your favorite poop head.

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If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Opossum Greeting Card

If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Opossum Greeting Card

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Show you're giving up on life and playing dead with this cute and song parody possum design.

I Did Not Come Here To Play Greeting Card

I Did Not Come Here To Play Greeting Card

I Did Not Come Here To Play With You Ho Ho Ho's. I Came Here To Sleigh. Give the gift of Christmas spirit with this song parody Santa card.

I am Here! (And Queer) All Might Greeting Card

I am Here! (And Queer) All Might Greeting Card

Don't worry, because I am here! And I might be a little bit queer. Show off your pride with this anime inspired design.

I'm Not Here To Make Fronds Greeting Card

I'm Not Here To Make Fronds Greeting Card

I'm not here to make fronds. Show that you prefer plants to people with this cute fern design.

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

Oh Deer Christmas is Here Greeting Card

Oh Deer Christmas is Here Greeting Card

Oh deer Christmas is here, it's time to get into the holiday cheer, maybe have a beer! Party like it's jesus birthday, wait for Santa Claus, open some presents, give some gifts, be merry, drink eggnog and sing christmas carols and spread some holiday love with this cute Christmas card featuring Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the phrase "oh deer christmas is here".

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I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Gathering Goods In The Woods Greeting Card

Gathering Goods In The Woods Greeting Card

Just out here gathering goods in the woods! Show off your exploring energy and nature love with this foraging, plants and mushrooms design!

Vegan Poo Be Like Greeting Card

Vegan Poo Be Like Greeting Card

Ever wondered what vegan poop would look like? Well, here you go, a design depiction of what it could be. The mystery is solved. You're welcome.

I Pooped Today Gold Star Greeting Card

I Pooped Today Gold Star Greeting Card

You should pat yourself on the back for an amazing accomplishment! Sometimes this shit is hard to go by, but if you pooped today, good for you.

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Greeting Card

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Greeting Card

I may be smol and cute, but trust me, I won't hesitate to cut a bitch.

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