I Am In Constant Physical Pain

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

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Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I Am In Constant Physical Pain. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it. Besides, I may be in pain, but I'm still F***ing hilarious.

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