Genitals

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Introducing our latest addition to the accessory bag collection - it's one of our most popular designs yet! This pattern is truly one-of-a-kind, featuring a playful and whimsical floral arrangement that will catch the eye of anyone who crosses your path. But what makes this pattern truly special are the little surprises hidden within the design. Keep your friends guessing as they slowly realize that the beautiful blooms are hiding a secret: a cheeky little penis popping out here and there. Don't worry, it's all in good fun! This bag is perfect for anyone with a healthy sense of humor, whether you're looking to add some spice to your everyday routine or to give as a gift to a friend who appreciates the irreverent. With this accessory bag, you'll have a little piece of joy to carry with you wherever you go.

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Looking for a unique decorative pillow that adds a touch of cheeky humor to your home decor? The Floral Penis Pattern Blue pillow is definitely what you're looking for! With its whimsical pattern of delicate flowers intertwined with the occasional phallic symbol, this pillow is sure to catch the eye and bring a smile to anyone's face. It's the perfect conversation starter at any gathering, adding a playful and light-hearted touch to the room. Whether you're a lover of all things quirky and irreverent, or simply looking for a new way to spice up your living space, this pillow delivers. So why settle for a boring cushion when you can inject some fun and personality into your home with the Floral Penis Pattern Blue pillow? It's a playful accessory that will definitely be a talking point, and the perfect way to show off your unique sense of humor!