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Metroid Snowman Blanket

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

Galaxy Blanket

Get your astronomy on with this sweet and super nerdy, galaxy, outer space lover's, science geek's, trendy and hip phone case! Or if you don't care about science, that's cool too. It looks awesome either way.

Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket

Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket

Being part of a fierce raptor squad lead by a motorcycle riding, dinosaur taming hunk and fighting genetically modified T-Rexes is hard work! This twist on "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" features a beautiful smiling raptor asking to be pampered. Look that adorable man-eating predator in the eyes. Who could deny a face like that?

You and I Just Click Blanket

You and I Just Click Blanket

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

I Am That Theatre Bitch Blanket

I Am That Theatre Bitch Blanket

The gold, the glitz, the glamour of the THEATRE! This golden star design is for those theatre bitches that own the stage!

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Blanket

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Blanket

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

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Geek Life Blanket

Geek Life Blanket

Geek life is like normal life but there are dragons! The perfect shirt for the geek in your life! This blanket design is perfect for a D&D night, playing Skyrim or World of Warcraft, or just hanging out with your "friends"!

The Book Was Better Blanket

The Book Was Better Blanket

The book was better. The book is ALWAYS better. Show off your love of books and your nerdy side with this geek, book lover's, the book was better blanket!

She Wants The D Blanket

She Wants The D Blanket

If she can read music, she wants the D. Not sure who she is? We aren't either. Show off your nerdy band geek, music knowledge with this funny internet meme parody!

My Heart Belongs To A Timelord Blanket

My Heart Belongs To A Timelord Blanket

Does your heart belong to a time lord? Show off your love of that beloved BBC series, Doctor Who, with this lovely nerd inspired, tardis design! Geek out!

Party Never Read Forever Blanket

Party Never Read Forever Blanket

When the weekend comes around, where are you going to be? Probably not at a large house party down the street from campus that's for sure. Perhaps you're just a little bit introverted, and now it's your time to kick back after along week of class or work. Books are way cooler anyways, and your cats really know how to party it up on a friday night. Order some pizza, make some coffee, and snuggle up in bed with this cute and comfy blanket.

Drown Me In A Sea Of Coffee Blanket

Drown Me In A Sea Of Coffee Blanket

I'm not much of a morning persons, nor am I a evening person. Really all in all I'm not an any time of day kinda person. Coffee is literally a life blood, if I could pick a way to go out. Drowning in coffee really doesn't seem like the worst way to do it. If you can't get though the morning without it, this coffee blanket is perfect for you.

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Goth Nerd Blanket

Goth Nerd Blanket

Goth and a nerd? No problem! Perfect for a goth who loves video games, anime, cosplay, sci-fi, comic books, and more!

Let's Get This Coin Blanket

Let's Get This Coin Blanket

Awww yis let's get this COIN. Show up for the dirty work the humans don't wanna do with this funny fantasy twist on the "let's get this bread" meme!

Fire Flower Power Blanket

Fire Flower Power Blanket

Dig it, man. Forget stars and mushrooms, the ultimate power-up is peace among all humankind. Throw up a firey V sign and join hands with your fellow geeks, gamers, and everyone else around the world.

Call Me A Fellbeast Cause I Fell For You Blanket

Call Me A Fellbeast Cause I Fell For You Blanket

As the story goes: one valentine to rule my heart, one valentine to bind us! Won't you let me take you on a romantic flight? Maybe from Edoras to Meduseld? I promise I won't bite! ...Unless you want me to...

Supurrnatural Blanket

Supurrnatural Blanket

The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.

DracuWAAAH Blanket

DracuWAAAH Blanket

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

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