Fish Fear Me

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

You have drawn the Visitor tarot card. Often when people ask what comes after The World card, they say the tarot cycle starts over. While this may be true sometimes, there is something beyond The World, and it can seem terrifying. Fear not. This stranger comes in peace and offers a better way of life. This card is often interpreted as other-wordly intervention, escapism, and peace among the stars. Flipped, this card is sometimes interpreted as existential crisis, unearthly horror, and heavenly mystery.

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Show off your cute and sassy side with this adorable but fierce, cat with a knife shirt! Let the world know you may be small and sensitive but you are ready for a FIGHT at a moment's notice!

Show your best friend or significant other how much you love being trashy with them, with this "I Love You Cuz Ur Trashy Like Me" raccoon design! Perfect for a valentine, anniversary, bff, and cute gifts!