Farting Card V Neck Unisex T-shirts

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!

In Tarot, the tower card is usually read as an omen of disaster...But this version sure isn't, unless your version of disaster is too much breakfast food! Whether you're a fan of the occult with a sense of humor, or a lover of breakfast food, this tarot card shirt is a cute, choice of occult apparel!

This shirt features the words "DTF - down to fart" and is perfect for people that like to dispense with the lovemaking and get straight to the fart ripping! This shirt is sure to turn heads at school, college, university, the gym, or anywhere you want people to know that you're down to fart!

This shirt features the words "DTF - down to fart" and is perfect for people that like to dispense with the lovemaking and get straight to the fart ripping! This shirt is sure to turn heads at school, college, university, the gym, or anywhere you want people to know that you're down to fart!