Farting Card Travel Mugs

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!

The tarot cards are routed in history and deep superstition but have, for many, become a tool of fun. If you enjoy science fiction space operas than this awesome take on the star (17) tarot card is perfect, especially if you have home planets to destroy. So get ready to blast away the light side of the force with this awesome death star themed "The Star" Tarot card!

Why be a hermit when you can be a kermit. The Muppet is here to deliver you the message of growth and accomplishment. But, ya know, that's none of his business...

Every witch has the subconscious desire to draw cards from a deck that is absolutely about to call them out. Give into your urges to do witchy stuff with this groovy take on "the feminine urge" featuring a witch's hand holding the Sun, Moon, and Star tarot cards!

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid upon her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy and active mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?