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The Lovers - Sappho Casual Tote

The Lovers - Sappho Casual Tote

Celebrate Our Lady of Lesbianism in style! Inspired by "The Lovers" tarot card, this design of Sapphos is the perfect way to show your lesbian and WLW pride!

Pride Tarot Tote

Pride Tarot Tote

Celebrate pride and your love of tarot, occult, and queerness with Pride tarot design inspired by the sun card!

Go Directly To Hell Casual Tote

Go Directly To Hell Casual Tote

sinner's go to hell... and they don't get a "get out of hell free" card. Maybe don't gamble so much, eh?

I Can't Buy A House So I Bought... Casual Tote

I Can't Buy A House So I Bought... Casual Tote

It's hard out here living in inflation. Well, since you can't afford a house at the moment, might as well make the most of it and get some merch.

The Good Boy Casual Tote

The Good Boy Casual Tote

The good Boy Tarot is certainly a card that predicts good fortune and love! Clearly, that love is going to come from a dog! What better way to receive such affection!?

The Visitor Alien Tarot Card Casual Tote

The Visitor Alien Tarot Card Casual Tote

You have drawn the Visitor tarot card. Often when people ask what comes after The World, they say the tarot cycle starts over. While this may be true, there is something beyond The World. It can seem terrifying. Fear not. This stranger comes in peace and offers a better way of life. This card is often interpreted as other-worldly intervention, escapism, and peace among the stars. Flipped, this card is sometimes interpreted as existential crisis, unearthly horror, and heavenly mystery. tarot tarot reading magic witch witchcraft spells mythical mystical occult fortune telling fortune teller fortuneteller alien extra terrestrial ufo space galaxy the stranger the alien et e.t. universe the truth is out there i want to believe space alien solar system galactic stars tarot deck e.t.

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I Farted Tote

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Hermit Tarot Card Casual Tote

Hermit Tarot Card Casual Tote

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!

Bag Of Unicorn Farts Tote

Bag Of Unicorn Farts Tote

What's this? Oh, just my bag of unicorn farts. They smell better than regular farts. Usually. They carry the fragrant aroma of a thousand dewy summer fields a minute before sunrise. Or mints. Usually mints. Grab this ironic sparkling design and prance off into the sunset like a majestic farting unicorn.

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Casual Tote

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Casual Tote

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Tote

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Tote

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Tote

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Tote

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

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Rainbow Poop Pattern (Black Background) Tote

Rainbow Poop Pattern (Black Background) Tote

Look at this majestic field of rainbow poop. I wonder what left it. A bunch of unicorns, perhaps? Be cute and gross with this rainbow poop pattern!

Rainbow Poop Pattern (White Background) Tote

Rainbow Poop Pattern (White Background) Tote

Look at this majestic field of rainbow poop. I wonder what left it. A bunch of unicorns, perhaps? Be cute and gross with this rainbow poop pattern!

Pride Tarot Casual Tote

Pride Tarot Casual Tote

Celebrate pride and your love of tarot, occult, and queerness with Pride tarot design inspired by the sun card!

The Mothman Tarot Tote

The Mothman Tarot Tote

The Mothman Tarot predicts danger will follow you. Wether that danger falls upon others, or upon you, is up to you. this cryptid represents danger, secrecy, and hiding.

Monsieur Poot Poot Tote

Monsieur Poot Poot Tote

Bonjour! A pleasure to meet you. They call me monsieur poot poot, glad to be of your acquaintance. Smelly regards!

Monsieur Poot Poot Casual Tote

Monsieur Poot Poot Casual Tote

Bonjour! A pleasure to meet you. They call me monsieur poot poot, glad to be of your acquaintance. Smelly regards!

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