Best Selling Farting Card

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!

Somebody once told me about this tarot card in a reading. The Ogre is steeped in many layers, like an onion. He is at the start of his begrudging journey, depicted as stomping out of an outhouse with a Moon in Waxing Crescent- which may signify intention (he intends to keep you out of his swamp!). This card may also signify Love, Life, how the years start coming and they don't stop coming, and Dank .

Why be a hermit when you can be a kermit. The Muppet is here to deliver you the message of growth and accomplishment. But, ya know, that's none of his business...

In Tarot, the tower card is usually read as an omen of disaster...But this version sure isn't, unless your version of disaster is too much breakfast food! Whether you're a fan of the occult with a sense of humor, or a lover of breakfast food, this tarot card mug is a cute, choice of coffee cup for anyone looking for a cute nerdy mug!

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!

In Tarot, the tower card is usually read as an omen of disaster...But this version sure isn't, unless your version of disaster is too much breakfast food! Whether you're a fan of the occult with a sense of humor, or a lover of breakfast food, this tarot card shirt is a cute, choice of occult apparel!

This mug features the words "DTF - down to fart" and is perfect for people that like to dispense with the lovemaking and get straight to the fart ripping! This mug is sure to turn heads at school, college, university, the gym, or anywhere you want people to know that you're down to fart!

This shirt features the words "DTF - down to fart" and is perfect for people that like to dispense with the lovemaking and get straight to the fart ripping! This shirt is sure to turn heads at school, college, university, the gym, or anywhere you want people to know that you're down to fart!

This shirt features the words "DTF - down to fart" and is perfect for people that like to dispense with the lovemaking and get straight to the fart ripping! This shirt is sure to turn heads at school, college, university, the gym, or anywhere you want people to know that you're down to fart!

This shirt features the words "DTF - down to fart" and is perfect for people that like to dispense with the lovemaking and get straight to the fart ripping! This shirt is sure to turn heads at school, college, university, the gym, or anywhere you want people to know that you're down to fart!

Are you a dad? Do you love farting? Well damn, show off your love passing gas and dad with this, "D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Farting" dad design!

Be the asshole at that party in this classic "Who Farted" shirt. You'll be glad you did.

Why be a hermit when you can be a kermit. The Muppet is here to deliver you the message of growth and accomplishment. But, ya know, that's none of his business...

Not just a champion, but a God. Have no shame in your unearthly powers to fart with this blastphemous (eh? eh? blast?) and cursed phrase.

Not just a champion, but a God. Have no shame in your unearthly powers to fart with this blastphemous (eh? eh? blast?) and cursed phrase.

Not just a champion, but a God. Have no shame in your unearthly powers to fart with this blastphemous (eh? eh? blast?) and cursed phrase.

Not just a champion, but a God. Have no shame in your unearthly powers to fart with this blastphemous (eh? eh? blast?) and cursed phrase.

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.