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Living the Hobbit Life. Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). Smoking and chatting with wizards, gardening, going on the occasional adventure - sign me up.

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

"It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life." Bilbo Baggins says, "Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!" Celebrate having tea on the kettle, a good book, and a cozy home with this Hobbit inspired design.

"It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life." Bilbo Baggins says, "Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!" Celebrate having tea on the kettle, a good book, and a cozy home with this Hobbit inspired design.