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Pro-Choice Pro-Feminist Pro-Dino Ornament

Pro-Choice Pro-Feminist Pro-Dino Ornament

Drive the patriarchy to extinction and stand up for all bodies. This design features an illustration of an anti-body shaming dinosaur and the phrase "Brontosaurs Against Body Shaming." The dino's voice bubble reads "Every Body Deserves respect.

Men Shouldn't Be Making Laws About Women's Bodies Ornament

Men Shouldn't Be Making Laws About Women's Bodies Ornament

News flash: We're Women, we have rights, and we're not going to give them up as easily as you think we will. We will not be controlled, and we will stand and fight for ourselfs. We are not the weaker gender!

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Ornament

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Ornament

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Shark Weekend Ornament

Shark Weekend Ornament

Who needs to stress out about shark week? When you can relax, take a nap and chill out with shark weekend! The weekends are great and so are sharks, time for sleeping, relaxing and most of all eating! Cuddle up to this cute and lazy shark and celebrate your love for the weekend and these sharp toothed sea creatures, with this lazy shark shirt!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Dubious Little Creature Mothman Ornament

Dubious Little Creature Mothman Ornament

Dubious little creature getting up to mischief... this is no good. We all know Mothman is really up to no good.

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Punk Tinkerbell (Don't Grow Up It's A Trap) Ornament

Punk Tinkerbell (Don't Grow Up It's A Trap) Ornament

Don't grow up, it's a trap! Show off your rebellious side with this k inspired parody shirt! Stay young forever and dream of fairy dust and Neverland!

Watt's Up? Ornament

Watt's Up? Ornament

Hey! Watt's Up? Want to start up a convo with someone? Want to let someone know how much they brighten up your day? Well, this cute little light bulb will help convey that message! Get yours now!

Be A Menace Keep It Up Ornament

Be A Menace Keep It Up Ornament

Waking up and choosing violence is so last year. It's time to take it up a notch and be a menace. It's subtle, classy, and harmless while doing the most. So go ahead and leave that seat up and be true to you!

Gas Me Up Bestie Ornament

Gas Me Up Bestie Ornament

Gas me up bestie! Show off your love for you bestie with this cute and " gas me up bestie" design! Perfect to hype up your bff with together!

Shut The Fluff Up! Cat Ornament

Shut The Fluff Up! Cat Ornament

Hey you - shut the fluff up! Express your annoyed feelings and wanting peace and quiet with this , "Shut The Fluff Up!" cute, sassy cat design!

Pride Level Up! Ornament

Pride Level Up! Ornament

Being confident and embracing your pride is another way to level up in your success!

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I Won't Hesitate Bitch Goose Ornament

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Goose Ornament

This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Ornament

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Ornament

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals Ornament

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals Ornament

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals. It's true - my collection just keeps growing..

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Ornament

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Ornament

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Ornament

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Ornament

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design!

Beehaw Cowboy Bee Ornament

Beehaw Cowboy Bee Ornament

Giddy up with this , "Beehaw" cowboy bee design with an illustration of a bee in a cowboy hat. Perfect for saving the bees, loving cowboy culture, cowboy , bee gifts and insects!

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