Degeneres

Throw down some shade Elizabethan Style with these Olde English insults inspired by Shakespeare as well as modern insults. Perfect for calling out those basics who can't handle your sassy 16th century wit mixed with your 21st century charm, with phrases such as "Yeasty Pignut", "F*** Thyself", "Degenerate and Base Art Thou", "I Have Done Thy Mother", "Partake of My Under-Meats", "Dost Thou Even", "Ye Goatish Knave", and "Thou Mis-shapen Dick".

Some people whistle while they work, some people burn with low-level luminosity as their matter becomes electron degenerate. This clever play on the White Dwarf is sure to generate a chuckle. Chances are a lot of people won't get it, but then again, when the aliens finally invade, a lot of people won't be spared their wrath. This shirt might give you the edge (if the E.T.s take the time to watch a copy of Snow White while downloading the compendium of human knowledge.