Christma Socks

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Introducing the ultimate sock for fierce women who aren't afraid to show off their reproductive organs. Cuterus Uterus Pattern is designed for those who want to make a statement while walking that extra mile. Utterly unique and fun, this design celebrates your femininity in the most unconventional way. Kick that shyness aside and flaunt your ovaries, uteruses, fallopian tubes, and snowflakes in a swirling pattern like no other. Whether you're looking for a gift for your fellow feminist friend or something to spice up your everyday attire, Cuterus Uterus Pattern is the perfect choice. Wear these socks with a sense of pride, knowing that you're bringing attention to a vital part of your body, in a witty and charming way. So go ahead, slip these on, and step into a world where ovaries are queen.

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Santa Claus believer's, flexing, workout humor shirt! Let the world know you are super fit and ready to rip open some presents!

This Christmas, let your family and friends know you want their holidays to be anything but basic! This funny holiday greeting card features a fun and oh so basic Santa Claus drinking a peppermint mocha. You are more than welcome to be basic this year, but make sure your Christmas isn't with our funny Santa greeting card!

Quit your job! Run away and join the Island of Misfit Toys! Gear up for your next ugly sweater Christmas party with this Rudolf themed design featuring an illustration of Hermy and the quote "Why an I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. You can't fire me, I quit. Seems I don't fit in.

Aint no secret that santa is dummy thicc, it's all that hualing presents and cookies he be partaking in!