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Holiday Tree Cake Pattern Blanket

Holiday Tree Cake Pattern Blanket

Looking for the perfect holiday accessory that also satisfies your sweet tooth? Look no further than our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket! Whether you're a fan of the classic Little Debbie treat or any other holiday-themed treat, this adorable design will have you feeling festive and full all season long. With a charming pattern featuring rows of festive trees adorned with colorful cake slices, this blanket is perfect for snuggling up on the couch with a cup of cocoa or savoring a slice of your favorite holiday cake. And thanks to the premium quality materials, this blanket will keep you warm and cozy season after season. So what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to a slice of comfort and holiday cheer with our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket today!

Scarf Duck Blanket

Scarf Duck Blanket

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket

I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!

Meet Me Under the MistleToad Blanket

Meet Me Under the MistleToad Blanket

This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!

Thicc Nick Blanket

Thicc Nick Blanket

Aint no secret that santa is dummy thicc, it's all that hualing presents and cookies he be partaking in!

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Christmas is Coming Blanket

Christmas is Coming Blanket

As many know Winter is coming and that means Christmas is coming. Get this awesome holiday card for all your nerdy friends and be sure to prepare them for the holidays in Westeros fashion.

Christmas Cats Blanket

Christmas Cats Blanket

Have a Meowy Christmas and a Happy Mew Year with this adorable and festive Christmas cat blanket. These cute and cuddly cats celebrate the joy of the season! This cute christmas cats blanket is perfect for decorating your home for the holiday season!

I'll Be Gnome for Christmas Blanket

I'll Be Gnome for Christmas Blanket

I'll Be Gnome for Christmas! Staying at home this holiday season? Get this quarantine Christmas design with a cute lil gnome!

I'll Be Gnome for Christmas Blanket

I'll Be Gnome for Christmas Blanket

I'll Be Gnome for Christmas! Staying at home this holiday season? Get this quarantine Christmas design with a cute lil gnome!

I'll Stay Home For Christmas Blanket

I'll Stay Home For Christmas Blanket

I'll stay home for Christmas, you can count on me! It may be a quarantined Christmas but that doesn't mean you still can't be festive and celebrate! Celebrate the holidays indoors this season with this cute, Christmas, quarantine blanket / home decor.

Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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Yule Birth of the Sun Blanket

Yule Birth of the Sun Blanket

Celebrate the birth of the sun this Yule. No, not Jesus, that's not for me. "Yuletide" celebrates the birth of the Sun and also celebrates the "Mother" at the height of her "Greatness".

I'm So Cold (Leaves and Snow) Blanket

I'm So Cold (Leaves and Snow) Blanket

The leaves are falling, the snow is flying - I'm so cold! Get yourself warm and cozy while expressing how you feel with this, "I'm So Cold" fall and winter themed design. Featuring fall leaves and snowflakes graphics.

Hot Croakoa Blanket

Hot Croakoa Blanket

The holiday season is filled with all kinds of delicious beverages! Frog nog and Hot Croakoa are everyones favorite! You can't go wrong with the classics.

Happy Holiblaze Blanket

Happy Holiblaze Blanket

Happy Holiblaze! For those that enjoy the festivities of a high and merry christmas, get lit with this 420 inspired design!

Yule Pattern Blanket

Yule Pattern Blanket

Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!

Yule Pattern Blanket

Yule Pattern Blanket

Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!

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