Chonk

This Round birb is big and beautiful, surely they are an apex predator, for sure. Ya know what they say, the early bird gets the worm - in which case, this fella is always the first one awake! Great for bird lovers!

Oh laws he comin' to town! Oh lawd here comes that jolly ol' St. Nick, with his bag of toys and holiday joys! Show off you love for Santa, the holiday season, and the "oh lawd he comin'" "chonk" meme with this funny, festive, absolute unit Santa Claus shirt!

Put on your trash cap and get ready to laugh with the "Oh Lawd He Comin'" Raccoon tee. This shirt is perfect for chonk lovers and raccoon enthusiasts alike. Featuring a roly-poly raccoon indulging in its favorite pastime, trash, this shirt is sure to turn heads and bring smiles. The bold design shouts, "I love a chunky animal and I'm not ashamed to show it!" Perfect for any casual occasion, this shirt is a conversation starter and will have fellow chonk enthusiasts nodding their heads in agreement. So, if you're looking for a humorous and playful addition to your wardrobe, this "Oh Lawd He Comin'" Raccoon tee is the perfect choice. Don't be afraid to express your love for the chonk and embrace the hilarity of this cute and cuddly trash panda. Get one now!

Have A Honky Chonky Christmas! (or a holly jolly one) It's the best time of the year! This honk brings the chonk this season, this may call out a goose for gaining the holiday pounds, but who doesn't gain a little chonk around Christmas!?

This Round birb is big and beautiful, surely they are an apex predator, for sure. Ya know what they say, the early bird gets the worm - in which case, this fella is always the first one awake! Great for bird lovers!

The simple answer to your question or statement is simply, "I don't wanna." Peridot.