Breakfast For Dinner

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

You know I love that sweet, creamy, white filling. Perfect for an after dinner treat.

You know what's after morning coffee...Let everyone know to leave you alone until you've done your post-breakfast business with this, "Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Morning Poop" poop joke design.

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This material gworl starts their day with cereal! Show off your love for materials and breakfast cereals with this funny, parody design.