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Basic Bitch Blankets

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About this Design Show that you're a literary fan as well as fluent in and current events. This design features an illustration of Shakespeare and the phrase "To be of not to be, bitch I might be." A hilarious take on Hamlet.
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Bitch I Might Be Blanket
Bitch I Might Be Blanket
Show that you're a literary fan as well as fluent in and current events. This design features an illustration of Shakespeare and the phrase "To be of not to be, bitch I might be." A hilarious take on Hamlet.
About this Design This nice blanket features the phrase "be nice or go away" and is perfect for people who don't like haters, mean people, negativity, and like to keep their life positive and fabulous. Perfect for basic bitches who like to keep it real and is ideal for school, college, university, going to bed and sleeping, napping, or just hanging out with nice people!
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Be Nice Or Go Away Blanket
Be Nice Or Go Away Blanket
This nice blanket features the phrase "be nice or go away" and is perfect for people who don't like haters, mean people, negativity, and like to keep their life positive and fabulous. Perfect for basic bitches who like to keep it real and is ideal for school, college, university, going to bed and sleeping, napping, or just hanging out with nice people!
About this Design When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that! If you long to live the life of the great Klondike grizzly, gorging on fish, berries, honey, and Nutella, then breeding and sleeping for 6 months straight, then this blanket is for you! Embrace your lazy, animalistic nature and get back to basics with this blanket featuring a twist on Fall colors with a leaves and berries pattern!
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Hibernation Blanket
Hibernation Blanket
When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that! If you long to live the life of the great Klondike grizzly, gorging on fish, berries, honey, and Nutella, then breeding and sleeping for 6 months straight, then this blanket is for you! Embrace your lazy, animalistic nature and get back to basics with this blanket featuring a twist on Fall colors with a leaves and berries pattern!
About this Design Basic witches beware this Halloween season! Show off your awesome witchy powers with this spooky and cute halloween pattern phone case! Make your home look absolutely spell binding and charming with this spooky, witchy, sassy and fierce blanket!
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Witchy Halloween Pattern Blanket
Witchy Halloween Pattern Blanket
Basic witches beware this Halloween season! Show off your awesome witchy powers with this spooky and cute halloween pattern phone case! Make your home look absolutely spell binding and charming with this spooky, witchy, sassy and fierce blanket!
About this Design Basic witches beware this Halloween season! Show off your awesome witchy powers with this spooky and cute halloween pattern phone case! Make your home look absolutely spell binding and charming with this spooky, witchy, sassy and fierce blanket!
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Witchy Halloween Pattern Blanket
Witchy Halloween Pattern Blanket
Basic witches beware this Halloween season! Show off your awesome witchy powers with this spooky and cute halloween pattern phone case! Make your home look absolutely spell binding and charming with this spooky, witchy, sassy and fierce blanket!
About this Design Wine is awesome. It's the best drink in my diet. Not only does it soothe me, it also makes me incredibly sassy and filled with complete alcohol fueled sarcasm. So if you are a wine lover like me, this design is perfect for you. It doesn't matter if you are a connoisseur of fine vintages or the best boxed wine money can buy wine makes you sassy as F***!
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Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket
Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket
Wine is awesome. It's the best drink in my diet. Not only does it soothe me, it also makes me incredibly sassy and filled with complete alcohol fueled sarcasm. So if you are a wine lover like me, this design is perfect for you. It doesn't matter if you are a connoisseur of fine vintages or the best boxed wine money can buy wine makes you sassy as F***!



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About this Design This bitch has sass, and class, she's a F***in' classy bitch. Cuddle up with this luxurious and glamorous blanket that's fit for a queen bitch.
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F***in' Classy Bitch Blanket
F***in' Classy Bitch Blanket
This bitch has sass, and class, she's a F***in' classy bitch. Cuddle up with this luxurious and glamorous blanket that's fit for a queen bitch.
About this Design Show some class to go with that sass in this Raging Feminist Bitch design delicately juxtaposed with flowers and ribbons.
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Raging Feminist Bitch Blanket
Raging Feminist Bitch Blanket
Show some class to go with that sass in this Raging Feminist Bitch design delicately juxtaposed with flowers and ribbons.
About this Design Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.
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I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket
I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket
Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.
About this Design Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.
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I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket
I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket
Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.
About this Design Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.
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I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket
I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket
Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.



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About this Design Call her what you want but the snow queen is one bad ass and iconic villain! Right from the folklore and fairytale pages of the classic tale, here she is in all her bad ass, icy, and glamorous glory! Celebrate your love and nostalgia for classic fairytales and bad bitches with this colorful and illustrative Snow Queen blanket. It's a perfect fit for a true ice queen!
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The Snow Queen Blanket
The Snow Queen Blanket
Call her what you want but the snow queen is one bad ass and iconic villain! Right from the folklore and fairytale pages of the classic tale, here she is in all her bad ass, icy, and glamorous glory! Celebrate your love and nostalgia for classic fairytales and bad bitches with this colorful and illustrative Snow Queen blanket. It's a perfect fit for a true ice queen!
About this Design Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Ideal for making sure people know that you are no one to be trifled with! Silence is golden, and so are cats!
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Stop Talking Blanket
Stop Talking Blanket
Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Ideal for making sure people know that you are no one to be trifled with! Silence is golden, and so are cats!
About this Design Hunger can make people take drastic measures! Perfect for serial snackers! This cool design includes a snub-nosed revolver and the words "gimme food", implying that if you do not comply with the wearer's demands for snacks, you will be shot. Perfect for partying and hanging out with friends.
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Gimme Food Blanket
Gimme Food Blanket
Hunger can make people take drastic measures! Perfect for serial snackers! This cool design includes a snub-nosed revolver and the words "gimme food", implying that if you do not comply with the wearer's demands for snacks, you will be shot. Perfect for partying and hanging out with friends.
About this Design I Woke Up Like This, Flawless. Bow down bitches to the boss. Pay homage to Queen Bey in this with this awesome design. If you exude confidence from the moment you get out of bed to the time you lay back down.
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I Woke Up Like This Blanket
I Woke Up Like This Blanket
I Woke Up Like This, Flawless. Bow down bitches to the boss. Pay homage to Queen Bey in this with this awesome design. If you exude confidence from the moment you get out of bed to the time you lay back down.
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