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Bad Ass Blankets

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About this Design Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and sweater blanket. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer blankets at your next ugly sweater party.
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Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket
Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket
Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and sweater blanket. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer blankets at your next ugly sweater party.
About this Design Show your love of entomology from beetles to bees to ticks, millipedes, ladybugs, bees and other crawlies with this cute science blanket that says "entomology really BUGS me" surrounded by a bunch of different insects and bugs! This blanket is the perfect gift for scientists, biologists, entomologists, science nerds, nature lovers, natural history buffs, and people who love really bad animal .
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Entomology Really Bugs Me Blanket
Entomology Really Bugs Me Blanket
Show your love of entomology from beetles to bees to ticks, millipedes, ladybugs, bees and other crawlies with this cute science blanket that says "entomology really BUGS me" surrounded by a bunch of different insects and bugs! This blanket is the perfect gift for scientists, biologists, entomologists, science nerds, nature lovers, natural history buffs, and people who love really bad animal .
About this Design Into social justice, feminism, equal opportunity, and mermaids?! Look no further, this bad ass social justice mermaid fights for equal oppor-tuna-ty with her fins! Show your love for equality and mermaids with this cute and feminist, mermaid blanket!
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Mermaids For Equal Opportunaty Blanket
Mermaids For Equal Opportunaty Blanket
Into social justice, feminism, equal opportunity, and mermaids?! Look no further, this bad ass social justice mermaid fights for equal oppor-tuna-ty with her fins! Show your love for equality and mermaids with this cute and feminist, mermaid blanket!
About this Design If you got knitting problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a stitch ain't one! Grab your favorite knitting needles, a knitting pattern and show off your yarn craft skills with this knitting blanket perfect for any knitter, crocheter, cross stitcher, or yarn lover with piles of yarn balls and too many knitting projects in the works to count.
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I've Got 99 Problems But a Stitch Ain't One Blanket
I've Got 99 Problems But a Stitch Ain't One Blanket
If you got knitting problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a stitch ain't one! Grab your favorite knitting needles, a knitting pattern and show off your yarn craft skills with this knitting blanket perfect for any knitter, crocheter, cross stitcher, or yarn lover with piles of yarn balls and too many knitting projects in the works to count.
About this Design Whoever said cats brought bad luck must have never crossed paths with a leprecat! Show your love for cats and celebrate the magic of St. Patrick's day with this cute and cuddly magical, St. Patrick's Day cat blanket!
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Magical Leprechaun Cats Blanket
Magical Leprechaun Cats Blanket
Whoever said cats brought bad luck must have never crossed paths with a leprecat! Show your love for cats and celebrate the magic of St. Patrick's day with this cute and cuddly magical, St. Patrick's Day cat blanket!



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About this Design See the signs all around you. BAD WOLF! Call the doctor and get in the Tardis because trouble is about to start. Be the companion you always wanted to be. Or maybe don't remember until you see this blanket.
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Doctor Who Bad Wolf Blanket
Doctor Who Bad Wolf Blanket
See the signs all around you. BAD WOLF! Call the doctor and get in the Tardis because trouble is about to start. Be the companion you always wanted to be. Or maybe don't remember until you see this blanket.
About this Design Nothing is more badass than a couple of tough kitties! Tell the haters off with this purrfectly sassy and bad ass, cat blanket!
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Tough Kitties Blanket
Tough Kitties Blanket
Nothing is more badass than a couple of tough kitties! Tell the haters off with this purrfectly sassy and bad ass, cat blanket!
About this Design Call her what you want but the snow queen is one bad ass and iconic villain! Right from the folklore and fairytale pages of the classic tale, here she is in all her bad ass, icy, and glamorous glory! Celebrate your love and nostalgia for classic fairytales and bad bitches with this colorful and illustrative Snow Queen blanket. It's a perfect fit for a true ice queen!
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The Snow Queen Blanket
The Snow Queen Blanket
Call her what you want but the snow queen is one bad ass and iconic villain! Right from the folklore and fairytale pages of the classic tale, here she is in all her bad ass, icy, and glamorous glory! Celebrate your love and nostalgia for classic fairytales and bad bitches with this colorful and illustrative Snow Queen blanket. It's a perfect fit for a true ice queen!
About this Design USA stands for the United States of Awesome! Celebrate your love and pride for the most awesome, kick ass country in the world, with this awesome and patriotic blanket! America the land of the free and home of the bad ass!
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United States of Awesome Blanket
United States of Awesome Blanket
USA stands for the United States of Awesome! Celebrate your love and pride for the most awesome, kick ass country in the world, with this awesome and patriotic blanket! America the land of the free and home of the bad ass!
About this Design Who needs to smash the patriarchy when you can blast the patriarchy away with an awesome ray gun! Kick some misogynistic ass and be a bad ass, sassy, space feminist bounty hunter and blast the patriarchy with this awesome nerdy blanket!
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Blast The Patriarchy Blanket
Blast The Patriarchy Blanket
Who needs to smash the patriarchy when you can blast the patriarchy away with an awesome ray gun! Kick some misogynistic ass and be a bad ass, sassy, space feminist bounty hunter and blast the patriarchy with this awesome nerdy blanket!
About this Design Who needs to smash the patriarchy when you can blast the patriarchy away with an awesome ray gun! Kick some misogynistic ass and be a bad ass, sassy, space feminist bounty hunter and blast the patriarchy with this awesome nerdy blanket!
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Blast The Patriarchy Blanket
Blast The Patriarchy Blanket
Who needs to smash the patriarchy when you can blast the patriarchy away with an awesome ray gun! Kick some misogynistic ass and be a bad ass, sassy, space feminist bounty hunter and blast the patriarchy with this awesome nerdy blanket!



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About this Design Line up, derby dogs! We got some ass to kick. We're a ruthless pack of badass derby divas who have no qualms about chewing the competition into mincemeat. So whether you're a jammer, blocker, pivot, or a fan, grab this cute fierce sports design today and rep your roller derby love!
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Derby Dogs Blanket
Derby Dogs Blanket
Line up, derby dogs! We got some ass to kick. We're a ruthless pack of badass derby divas who have no qualms about chewing the competition into mincemeat. So whether you're a jammer, blocker, pivot, or a fan, grab this cute fierce sports design today and rep your roller derby love!
About this Design This floral pattern blanket features some very dangerous surprises along the edges of the red flowers and vines. Inspired by the classic fairy tale, Little Red Riding Hood & The Big Bad Wolf, may this design serve as a reminder for you to never stray off the path when wandering in the woods.
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Little Red Riding Hood & Wolf Floral Pattern Blanket
Little Red Riding Hood & Wolf Floral Pattern Blanket
This floral pattern blanket features some very dangerous surprises along the edges of the red flowers and vines. Inspired by the classic fairy tale, Little Red Riding Hood & The Big Bad Wolf, may this design serve as a reminder for you to never stray off the path when wandering in the woods.
About this Design Pitbulls have such a bad rap. As a pitbull owner though, you know that it is not the breed, it's the owner that makes a dog what it is. Share your love of this adorable and affectionate breed with this doggy inspired blanket design that features the phrase "My Pit Bull is My Better Half" with a cute illustration of a Pit. It's a great design for anyone who supports Pit Bull rescues and has a lovely one of their own!
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My Pit Bull is My Better Half Blanket
My Pit Bull is My Better Half Blanket
Pitbulls have such a bad rap. As a pitbull owner though, you know that it is not the breed, it's the owner that makes a dog what it is. Share your love of this adorable and affectionate breed with this doggy inspired blanket design that features the phrase "My Pit Bull is My Better Half" with a cute illustration of a Pit. It's a great design for anyone who supports Pit Bull rescues and has a lovely one of their own!
About this Design Let's be honest, the time we have on this big beautiful earth of ours is just so limited. Why waste more of it with bad coffee? Treat yourself to some better stuff. Coffee's more than just a caffeine fix, so step up your hot drink game. Grab this cozy food design and sip in some good times.
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Life's Too Short, Drink Better Coffee Blanket
Life's Too Short, Drink Better Coffee Blanket
Let's be honest, the time we have on this big beautiful earth of ours is just so limited. Why waste more of it with bad coffee? Treat yourself to some better stuff. Coffee's more than just a caffeine fix, so step up your hot drink game. Grab this cozy food design and sip in some good times.
About this Design Build muscle as the gym with this stacked pancake blanket, or prepare to binge on a huge ass stack of pancakes because you're a breakfast champion. Perfect for people lifting weights at the gym with the intent on getting swole, jacked, buff, activating beast mode, or if you're just hungry, anti fitness and want to have some yummy breakfast food covered in butter and maple syrup- activating feast mode.
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Let's Get Stacked Blanket
Let's Get Stacked Blanket
Build muscle as the gym with this stacked pancake blanket, or prepare to binge on a huge ass stack of pancakes because you're a breakfast champion. Perfect for people lifting weights at the gym with the intent on getting swole, jacked, buff, activating beast mode, or if you're just hungry, anti fitness and want to have some yummy breakfast food covered in butter and maple syrup- activating feast mode.
About this Design This cool design features everyone's favorite 90's cartoon character Doug Funnie wearing a gangster-ass bandana, tear drop tattoos, smoking a blunt, holding a gun, and includes the words "Doug life", which is a play on the phrase "thug life" which is a very and if you don't think so you're not cool. Perfect for 90's kids.
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Doug Life Blanket
Doug Life Blanket
This cool design features everyone's favorite 90's cartoon character Doug Funnie wearing a gangster-ass bandana, tear drop tattoos, smoking a blunt, holding a gun, and includes the words "Doug life", which is a play on the phrase "thug life" which is a very and if you don't think so you're not cool. Perfect for 90's kids.
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