Best Selling Designs
Medicated And Happy Neck Gaiter
Life is so much better on a treatment plan! You can stop fighting so much with your body, and take back that time and energy to do the things that you love. Let folks know you're getting the help you need, and maybe encourage them to get it too!
Nihilist 8-Ball Neck Gaiter
Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.
I Have Anxiety Goose Neck Gaiter
Geese don't have 'teeth' per say. However they do have tomia. These tomia are made out of cartilage and are part of the tongue and beak rather than being separate body parts. So as you can see, screaming anxious goose have tongue teef. I HAVE ANXIETY! Honk if you agree, please...
Himbo World Champion Neck Gaiter
AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still lifting weights... I am the World Himbo Champion; I am the most gentle of giants, soft of mind, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Himbo World Champion!
Anxiety World Champion Neck Gaiter
AND THE CHAMPION IS.... too anxious to ever appear in front of any crowd whatsoever. I am the World Anxiety Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design.
Best Selling Designs
Oops! All Anxiety Neck Gaiter
Uh oh! The crunch factory messed up, this box is JUST anxiety! Now they have to live with it! Who could have made such a mistake?! Scream into the void and practice safe social distancing with this funny parody face mask cover design.
I've Got Anxiety Rainbow Pattern Neck Gaiter
This anxiety design is perfect for all those nerdy introverts who like to keep positive about their social anxiety and awkwardness, with sparkles and rainbows! This introvert pillow is great for fans of anxiety jokes, nerd memes and nerd designs.
Anxiety Can Eat My Hole Donut Neck Gaiter
Anxiety can eat my entire Hole. If you're fed up with anxiety and would rather be thinking about and experiencing better things, this donut pun is for you!
Anxious Florals Neck Gaiter
You're anxious, but at least you're also cute! Show off your anxious tendencies and coping mechanisms with this, "Anixious" text and floral pattern design!
Awkward Candy Hearts Neck Gaiter
Be your own awkward valentine with this twist on candy hearts featuring phrases that conjure feelings of cringe, social anxiety, awkwardness, tiredness, and all around noping out energy.
Bipolar Is Not Just Drama Neck Gaiter
Speak up for your mental health: bipolar disorder is a real and painful condition that many, many people live with every day. Use this design to remind people not to dismiss it as just "mood swings".
My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Neck Gaiter
What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.
Going Outside Was A Mistake Neck Gaiter
"The sun is out here," I said, looking up at the scowling star, "and people, and cars, and and and I think I will try this again tomorrow." And that is what I did; but first I went inside and ate ice cream.
Don't Make Me Powerwash You Neck Gaiter
This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!
All I Want Is To Powerwash Things Neck Gaiter
Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.