Best Selling Designs
I Love My Cat Opossum Stocking
Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this funny, "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum memes, animal humor, animal jokes, possum jokes, and loving trash cats!
Bird Illusion Stocking
It's a fact that birds aren't real! Whether you believe that they're robots controlled but the government or simply enjoy a good pun, they have been and simply will always be - an illusion.
All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Stocking
All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.
Flat F*** Christmas Stocking
Why have a merry christmas when you can have a flat F*** christmas! Make sure to have a cute, chubby, flat holiday!
Dragon Y'all Z Stocking
Howdy y'all! Y'all roundi' up those rootin tootin dragon balls? Boy howdy I sure can't wait to grant yer wish!!
Best Selling Designs
Screaming Animals Stocking
Animal's screaming, in general, is just a mood. This variaty of screeching critters is perfect for those days when you need to silently yell profanities at the world!
I Love Anime Stocking
I love anime. You love Anime. WE ALL LOVE ANIME! Show your deepest affection for Otaku culture with this design!
Frosted Animal Cracker Pattern Stocking
You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Show off your love for this fan favorite snack.
Animal Crossing Fossil Stocking
Dig up all the fossils around your island and then turn them over to Blathers! Make your town's museum a true sight to behold with this Animal Crossing and fossil collecting inspired design.
Merry Christmas Ya Trashy Animal Stocking
And a happy New Year! We hope you have a merry trashmas this holiday! Remember to leave the trashcans open for the locals!
No Negaforce Vibes Stocking
No Negative Vibes, No Negaforce Vibes! If you bring negative vibes my way then, In the name of the MOON....you know the rest.
Meowy & Bright Stocking
Christmas lights are mesmerizing, no meows about it! Feel Meowy & Bright this holiday season.
Make It Rain-deer Stocking
Merry Christmas, more like "Money Christmas." Celebrate big money and big cheer this holiday with this "Make it Rain" reindeer!
We Wish You a Feral Christmas Stocking
It's the time of year when all the trash animals of the world don their festive Santa hats, because even if your trash you can still enjoy the holidays.
Meet Me Under the MistleToad Stocking
This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!