Animals

Hoi! Am flerminger! I eat shirmp, make fether pink. Stand on one leggie, look pretty!!

Show off your love of margaritas and being unironically trashy with this, "Let's Get Trashed" raccoon design with an illustration of a raccoon double fisting two different flavors of margarita!

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

Wow, what strange cats, but still lovable all the same! These fluffy critters are full of energy... well, when they aren't sleeping, anyway. Great for totoro and ghibli lovers!

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

That boy ain't right. Activate your Stand [-around and drink beer with your friends-] Power, sell some propane and propane accessories, and say your famous catchphrase: "yare yare daze, bobby" with this parody design.