Adulting Is Hard Neck Gaiters

Have you ever wondered what wholesome star stuff would look like in its rawest form? It probably looks like Konpeit. Keep it light and cute with these adorable Japanese candy stars, known as Konpeit!

Duuuuude I can see sound. I haven't tripped this hard since I took that nosedive down the stairs... yesterday? Time and I aren't on good terms right now... I think time might be a person.

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Life is hard, so let's just take a moment to relax, get toasted, and have a good cry. First you hold it in---and then you let it aaallll out. There ya go. Woah, my tears are so... big.

Relax, take a load off! Jeans are for people with something to prove. Who cares if you're wearing soft flannel pants at home? Or at work? Your junk is covered, what else do they want??

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!