Adulting Is Hard Blankets

Introducing the ultimate accessory for every die-hard Aliens fan: the Xenomorph Blanket! This isn't just any ordinary blanket - it's woven with the screams of those unfortunate crew members of the Nostromo. Whether you're snuggling up on the couch for a marathon of the entire Alien franchise or trying to survive a Xenomorph attack, this blanket is a must-have. With its intricate design, featuring H.R. Giger's iconic Xenomorph in all its terrifying glory, you'll feel like you're part of the movie. Even if you're not a fan of the series, this blanket is sure to spice up any room with its unique and eye-catching pattern. So if you're ready to take on the ultimate horror, wrap yourself up in the safety of the Xenomorph Blanket - just make sure you don't bring any facehuggers with you!

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Adulting is hard... like eating soup with a fork hard. Sometimes we just need to give up, grab a spoon, and replace that soup with ice cream. You may be bad at adulting, but at least you're great at having fun!

Support refugees and hard-working immigrants with this "Will Trade Racists For Refugees" design to celebrate our diversity while rejecting and resisting racism! Perfect for a social justice warrior, liberal progressives, minority rights, human rights, protests, and immigrant pride!

In these hard times, it's important to take care of yourself, and others! Be gay and stay inside! Queerantine yourself with this cute and queer, quarantine blanket, home decor!

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.