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Adult Pain Welcome Mats

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Full Of Anxiety Welcome Mat

Full Of Anxiety Welcome Mat

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Let's F*** Candy Heart Welcome Mat

Let's F*** Candy Heart Welcome Mat

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

Step On Me Welcome Mat

Step On Me Welcome Mat

We know rugs are meant to be stepped on... but we don't know if most of them like it or not. Well, this one sure does... maybe a little too much.

Back & Body Hurts Parody Welcome Mat

Back & Body Hurts Parody Welcome Mat

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

I Wish I Was as High as Inflation Welcome Mat

I Wish I Was as High as Inflation Welcome Mat

I wish I was as high as inflation - I'd be so baked right now! Show off your humor at the stress and anxiety of living with the highest inflation in generations with this , "I Wish I Was as High as Inflation" weed design!

Don't Put Me In Charge, I Don't Like Having Power :( Welcome Mat

Don't Put Me In Charge, I Don't Like Having Power :( Welcome Mat

Please don't give me responsibility over people! That's so scary! Having power over others is a job that some people are just meant for. Me? I'll pass, fam.

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Warning Adulting May Vary Welcome Mat

Warning Adulting May Vary Welcome Mat

Just simply doing the public a service by posting this warning sign right here. Just giving y'all a heads up. Adulting may vary from each individual. You have been warned.

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Welcome Mat

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Welcome Mat

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

I Need A Thicc Daddy Welcome Mat

I Need A Thicc Daddy Welcome Mat

Show off your appeal to the thicc-er crowd with this sassy retro inspired design!

I Have Acid Reflux Welcome Mat

I Have Acid Reflux Welcome Mat

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

I Put the Hoe in Hoedown Welcome Mat

I Put the Hoe in Hoedown Welcome Mat

You can't spell hoedown without hoe! Yeehaw! Be sex positive with this cowboy themed design!

I Love My Aging Body Welcome Mat

I Love My Aging Body Welcome Mat

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

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The Slow And The Sleepy Welcome Mat

The Slow And The Sleepy Welcome Mat

I'm not fast, and I'm definitely not furious... I'm just very sleepy. This adorable sloth design is great for those who don't plan to be in a rush any time soon.

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Welcome Mat

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Welcome Mat

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Welcome Mat

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Welcome Mat

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this live, laugh, love parody design.

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