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According To Chemistry Totes

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Pass Joints Not Judgements (black) Tote

Pass Joints Not Judgements (black) Tote

According to Marijuana 4:20, thou shall pass joints, not judgments. Abide by those words and you will find peace.

Pass Joints Not Judgements Tote

Pass Joints Not Judgements Tote

According to Marijuana 4:20, thou shall pass joints, not judgments. Abide by those words and you will find peace.

Pass Joints Not Judgements Casual Tote

Pass Joints Not Judgements Casual Tote

According to Marijuana 4:20, thou shall pass joints, not judgments. Abide by those words and you will find peace.

Don't Make Me Ragequit Casual Tote

Don't Make Me Ragequit Casual Tote

Don't Make Me Ragequit! According to the dictionary, rage quitting is to angrily abandon an activity or pursuit that has become frustrating, especially the playing of a video game. To me, it's just a coping mechanism.

Don't Make Me Ragequit Tote

Don't Make Me Ragequit Tote

Don't Make Me Ragequit! According to the dictionary, rage quitting is to angrily abandon an activity or pursuit that has become frustrating, especially the playing of a video game. To me, it's just a coping mechanism.

DNA Strands and Molecular Structure Pattern Tote

DNA Strands and Molecular Structure Pattern Tote

This nerdy tote bag pattern will show off your love of science with deoxyribonucleic acid! What better to make a pattern of than DNA!? It replicates itself! This pattern features DNA strands and the components of molecules that make up it's chemical structure. Perfect for science enthusiasts of biology, chemistry, and molecular biology!

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In Pursuit of Happiness (Serotonin Molecule) Tote

In Pursuit of Happiness (Serotonin Molecule) Tote

It's the one thing everyone is after! Get your pursuit of happiness on with this sweet chemistry based design!

Serotonin & Dopamine Are All I Want Tote

Serotonin & Dopamine Are All I Want Tote

Spark up some chemistry laughs with this and factual science design! The brain wants what it wants... and that's Serotonin & Dopamine. Flaunt these molecules with the formula to happiness with this nerd pride design!

Let's Cuddle And Talk About Science Tote

Let's Cuddle And Talk About Science Tote

After all, we have such great chemistry! Grab this cute science design and cuddle up with your hunky, nerdy lab partner.

Let it H2O Tote

Let it H2O Tote

Let it h2o, h2o, h2o! Show your love for winter this year with the power of SCIENCE! What is snow if not beautiful crystalline water molecules? Get geeky with this winter holiday tote, perfect for the nerd in your life who loves chemistry or all things science!

I Make Horrible Science Puns Tote

I Make Horrible Science Puns Tote

Sometimes a horrible science needs to be made to lighten the mood of the that dull and drab laboratory. These science should only be made periodically though. So get a little light hearted with the periodic table of the elements with this chemistry driven "I make horrible ...but only periodically" science design!

Science Doge Casual Tote

Science Doge Casual Tote

Wow. Such googles! Much safe! Get a laugh out of your lab partner in chemistry with this doge inspire science design! Such experiment! Very theory! Much scientist!

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Science Doge Tote

Science Doge Tote

Wow. Such googles! Much safe! Get a laugh out of your lab partner in chemistry with this doge inspire science design! Such experiment! Very theory! Much scientist!

Yeeast Haw! Tote

Yeeast Haw! Tote

YEEAST HAW Y'all! Feed your pet sourdough starter everyday with this humorous cowboy and explore the untamed frontier of baking!

Soyuz-TMA Cross Section Tote

Soyuz-TMA Cross Section Tote

Show your love of all things related to space, space programs, and the history of space travel with this artistic illustration of the ever reliable Soyuz-TMA spacecraft often used to launch astronauts and supplies to the International Space Station! This science geek tote depicting a stylistic cross section is perfect for people who love NASA, technology, gazing at stars and galaxies, engineering, physics, astronomy, chemistry, adventure and never ending wonder of the cosmos!

Nothing Is Too Wonderful To Be True (Michael Faraday Quote) Tote

Nothing Is Too Wonderful To Be True (Michael Faraday Quote) Tote

If you love astronomy, astrophysics, or even just science and space in general, chances are you've heard this quote before! It's a fitting motto for places and people dedicated to discovery and exploration through the stars and the universe, from Michael Faraday, one of the pioneers of electromagnetism and -chemistry, and featured in Cosmos. Show your love for science with this lovely nerdy inspirational tote!

Am I Bi? That's None Of Your Bismuth Tote

Am I Bi? That's None Of Your Bismuth Tote

Excuse you but my sexuality is none of your bismuth. Get it? Bi? Bismuth, the pentavalent post-transition metal? Bismuth's abbreviation on the periodic table??? It's a about my sexuality being none of your business using science ! This science tote bag is great to use.... periodically. Get in your element and possibly get a laugh from scientists, chemists, nerds, the lgbt community or anyone else who enjoys a good .

Screw Your Lab Safety, I Want Superpowers Tote

Screw Your Lab Safety, I Want Superpowers Tote

Screw your lab safety, I want superpowers. How am I supposed to be come a comic book superhero if we keep this radioactive spider safely contained behind glass. Screw these goggles and this gloves and your science rules, I'm going to expose myself to radiation for the sake of humanity. With great power comes great responsibility and all.

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