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Dwarf Star

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Our Men's Triblend Tee is mid-weight, ultra-soft, and made from a blend of cotton, rayon, and polyester. Printed in the USA. View size chart View product sizing guide

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Baby One-Piece

Some people whistle while they work, some people burn with low-level luminosity as their matter becomes electron degenerate. This clever play on the White Dwarf is sure to generate a chuckle. Chances are a lot of people won't get it, but then again, when the aliens finally invade, a lot of people won't be spared their wrath. This shirt might give you the edge (if the E.T.s take the time to watch a copy of Snow White while downloading the compendium of human knowledge.)6329-tr401atk


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