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My Sexual Orientation Is Straight (To The Fridge Every Day)

  • Men's/Unisex
  • Women's
  • Baby

Our Women's Racerback Tank is mid-weight, ultra-soft, and made from a blend of cotton, rayon, and polyester. Printed in the USA. View size chart View product sizing guide

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Cotton Tees
Triblend Tees
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Triblend Tees
Racerback Tanks
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Baby One-Piece

Oh yeah, I'm totally straight. When I'm hungry, I head straight for the fridge, and when I get the food, I head straight for the couch. It works out for everyone! Grab this ironic food design and let everyone know where your true love lies. (with pizza.)52189-2329purp